I’M COMPLICATED PREMIUM QUALITY: This plushie is stuffed with personality! Each Punchkin is made of super soft fabric with detailed embroidered expressions and punchlines. The weighted base keeps it sitting upright so everyone can easily see them on display at home, work, or anywhere you...
IT HAPPENS! PERFECT GIFT: When it feels like life is in the toilet, this plushie is here to pull you out of the dumps. It’s soft fabric, dangling legs, and weighted bottom make it the perfect companion for work, home, or anywhere *#!+ goes down....
This Punchkin is cute but toxic, and let’s be honest, that totally intrigues you. You’re drawn to her. She’s as cute as a button, and you just can’t get enough. She’s got you under her spell. You want her. You need her. You can’t live...
This Punchkin is OBSESSED with true crime. But he doesn’t like cold cases; he wants them solved! He’s seen, read, and listened to so much true crime content that he’s practically a detective now. Like any true crime junkie, he knows three important facts: the...
This Punchkin likes her thrillers to be dark and twisted. If they don’t come with a trigger warning, she isn’t interested. She wants to squirm. She wants to be grossed out by the author’s descriptive narrative. She needs a story that plays with her mind...
This Punchkin is all about that big wingspan energy! I mean, you know what they say about wingspans. ;) Darling, she just can’t get enough of those spicy novels. She’s always ready for her next dose of A Court of Smut and Spice. Her pleased...
This Punchkin likes it thick and spicy—and we’re not just talking about her books. When it comes to her reading material, the smuttier, the better. If a book isn’t giving GOYKASMCLAGLS vibes, she isn’t interested. She needs bad boys, safe words, and trigger warnings. I...
You’ll go nuts over this salty plushie. Once Deez Nutz arrive, you’ll want to scream,“GOT EEM!†That’s normal. Embrace it. Nuttin would make a better gift than this nut-torious pair. Other puns: Pecan (he can) This plush is ideal for children, collectors, or anyone who...
DON’T HATE ME BECAUSE I’M A LITTLE COOLER PREMIUM QUALITY: This plushie is stuffed with personality! Each Punchkin is made of super soft fabric with detailed embroidered expressions and punchlines. The weighted base keeps it sitting upright so everyone can easily see them on display...
I’M FINE… EVERYTHING’S FINE PREMIUM QUALITY: This plushie is stuffed with personality! Each Punchkin is made of super soft fabric with detailed embroidered expressions and punchlines. The weighted base keeps it sitting upright so everyone can easily see them on display at home, work, or...
A critical roll? That’s how this Punchkin rolls! With a hit like that, he knows that things are about to get dicey. He understands the value of being a high roller and wants you to eat his crit! This plushie’s playful expression, dice shape, and...
This plushie loves her men tall, dark, and fictional. Let’s be honest, men in the real world aren’t going to cut it! She craves spice and is looking for the type of man you’ll only find on BookTok. One who’s attentive, protective, and will pull...
THAT'S HOW I ROLL PERFECT GIFT: Don’t worry– there’s no limit on how many of these you can get (remember 2020?). The soft minky fabric may be tempting, but please, this roll is for display only. HIGH-QUALITY MATERIALS: This plushie has personality! Each Punchkin is...
Calling all true crime, girlies! You NEED this Puffie pillow! With this oversized plushie (and like any murder mystery), the attention is all in the details. The lifeless expression and bloody knife make this item a must-have for any true crime lover. It’s the perfect...